how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
Leaving the house without a jacket like
and then going out and ending up like
"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
GUYS HELP ME SOMETHING REALLY FUCKING WEIRD HAPPENED I NEED AN EXPLAINATION THAT IS NOT ALIENS
i was just sitting on my laptop chilling and what not with the tv on in the backround
When the tv sound cuts out so i look up at the tv
THATS A PICTURE OF MY LAPTOP ON MY BED TAKEN RIGHT WHERE I WAS SITTING WHAT DO I DO ?????
THE BEACH ON HANNAH MONTANA WASNT REAL MY WHOLE LIFE HAS JUST BEEN ONE BIG LIE
it’s really weird thinking about the accomplishments of fictional characters in terms of what grade they would be in if they attended American public schools. Like think about it.
Harry Potter was a sixth grader when he slayed a basilisk.
Mulan was a high school sophomore when she saved China.
when i was a high school sophomore i fainted from eating a poppyseed bagel.